What I (Wish I Wasn’t) Eating: Canned Kona Black
The midnight oil isn’t oil at all, it’s coffee. Cold, canned coffee, when the brewhahouses are closed and the gas station is best you can do.
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But don’t grab at the refrigerator racks blindly! Royal Mills’ Kona Black might sound good (like the Iced Cappuccino actually is) but it tastes like I’m drinking out of an ashtray. No similie — straight up fact. I think the cans are made from old ashtrays.
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It might do the trick to keep me up all night, if it doesn’t kill me first.
If anyone want to name their coffee/beer shop Brewhahouse, be my guest — all I ask for is the hookups. Hookups that don’t taste like ashtrays, please.
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Chevron, Coffee Drink Made in Hawaii, Iced Cappuccino, Kona Black, Main Street Wailuku, Royal Mills
AnuYagi
Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, it did.
Because I'd only had two God-awful sips, I left this can-o-nasty on my desk to be dumped in a sink somewhere in the future.
Should have specified with myself that errand needed to occur in the NEAR future. This ill-advised coffee beverage sat on my desk for a couple days, and started growing a great green miniature rain forest of mold.
Now, it smells like how it tastes!
Randy Bartlett
Aloha Anu!-)…for pretty decent emergency/camp coffee, you can try the “new” instant coffee packets at Starbucks…flavored (ie sweetened;-) or straight up…I like 1 packet of the dark Italian roast in a reusable bottle of ice water for a portable ice coffee just about wherever!-)…me ke aloha a hui hou…@Randy Bartlett on FB!-)